Back in my day kids these days a penny saved is a jello pudding fickle rickets don’t spend it all in one place nice kitty. – hyper grandpa
The best place to be a woman or child in the early 1900’s was on a sinking ship.
Everyone poops but nobody puups. Because puuping isn’t a thing.
I don’t know weather balloon that was a UFO or not.
I’ll give ya some bread crumbs to follow. – a weird pickup line for a bird
You’re hot but in a good way.
Losing your ability to see will drastically enhance your ability to check for thin ice.
DZ where kids want to pee! – took me twenty years to think of that joke
I’m making a dependent film with Steven Spielberg. You’ll be able to watch it just as soon as Steven makes everything.
Watch out world! Im coming out swinging. On a gigantic swing. And I dont want to hit someone on accident while Im swinging. So watch out!
Keurig, where sharp needles and coffee come together.
I wanna shrink myself down and get stuck in a gnats eye. See how they like it.